Daily FortunesAug 7, 2013
when i die, i'd like to go peacefully.
in my sleep.
like...
when i die, i'd like to go peacefully.
in my sleep.
like my grandfather.
not screaming,
like the passengers in his car...
When I drink, *everybody* drinks!" a man shouted to...
When I drink, *everybody* drinks!" a man shouted to the assembled bar patrons. A
loud general cheer went up. After downing his whiskey, he hopped onto a
barstool and shouted "When I take another drink, *everybody* takes another
drink!" The announcement...
When I first arrived in this country I had only fifteen cents...
When I first arrived in this country I had only fifteen cents in my pocket
and a willingness to compromise.
-- Weber cartoon caption
When I get real bored, I like to drive down town and get...
When I get real bored, I like to drive down town and get a great
parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many people ask me
if i'm leaving.
-- Steven Wright
When I get real bored, I like to drive downtown and get a great...
When I get real bored, I like to drive downtown and get a great parking spot,
then sit in my car and count how many people ask me if I'm leaving.
-- Steven Wright
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Daily Fortunes for Aug 7, 2013
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