Daily Fortunes Aug 7, 2013 - motd.ambians.com Motd - Message of the Day
Humor, Quotes, Proverbs, Aphorisms...
Daily Fortunes Feed Subscribe - Daily Fortunes - motd.ambians.com
Daily fortunes for your site
Dec 4, 2024
Motd Home     Daily Fortunes     Best of Fortunes     Worst of Fortunes

Daily Fortunes

Aug 7, 2013

when i die, i'd like to go peacefully. in my sleep. like...
when i die, i'd like to go peacefully. in my sleep. like my grandfather. not screaming, like the passengers in his car...

When I drink, *everybody* drinks!" a man shouted to...
When I drink, *everybody* drinks!" a man shouted to the assembled bar patrons. A loud general cheer went up. After downing his whiskey, he hopped onto a barstool and shouted "When I take another drink, *everybody* takes another drink!" The announcement...

When I first arrived in this country I had only fifteen cents...
When I first arrived in this country I had only fifteen cents in my pocket and a willingness to compromise. -- Weber cartoon caption

When I get real bored, I like to drive down town and get...
When I get real bored, I like to drive down town and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many people ask me if i'm leaving. -- Steven Wright

When I get real bored, I like to drive downtown and get a great...
When I get real bored, I like to drive downtown and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many people ask me if I'm leaving. -- Steven Wright

.
Daily Fortunes for Aug 7, 2013
JanFebMarAprMayJunJulAugSepOctNovDec
12345678910111213141516171819202122232425262728293031
2024202320222021202020192018201720162015
2014201420142013201220112010200920082007
20062005        
Search [help]

About  |  Contact Us  |  Terms of Use  |  Privacy & Disclosure
FreeBsd Quotes  |  Linux Quotes