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Aug 27, 2013

Multiple-function gadgets will not perform any function...
Multiple-function gadgets will not perform any function adequately.

The more expensive the gadget, the less often you will use it.
The more expensive the gadget, the less often you will use it.

The simpler the instruction, e.g. "press here",...
The simpler the instruction, e.g. "press here", the more difficult it will be to open the package.

In a family recipe you just discovered in an old book, the most...
In a family recipe you just discovered in an old book, the most vital measurement will be illegible.

Once a dish is fouled up, anything added to save it only makes...
Once a dish is fouled up, anything added to save it only makes it worse.

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