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Aug 18, 2013

I recently moved into a new apartment, and there was this...
I recently moved into a new apartment, and there was this switch on the wall that didn't do anything... so anytime I had nothing to do, I'd just flick that switch up and down... up and down... up and down... Then one day I got a letter from a woman in Germany... it just...

I recognize terror as the finest emotion and so I will try...
I recognize terror as the finest emotion and so I will try to terrorize the reader. But if I find that I cannot terrify, I will try to horrify, and if I find that I cannot horrify, I'll go for the gross-out. -- Stephen King

I refuse to consign the whole male sex to the nursery...
I refuse to consign the whole male sex to the nursery. I insist on believing that some men are my equals. -- Brigid Brophy

I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed person.
I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed person.

I remember once being on a station platform in Cleveland...
I remember once being on a station platform in Cleveland at four in the morning. A black porter was carrying my bags, and as we were waiting for the train to come in, he said to me: "Excuse me, Mr. Cooke, I don't want to invade your privacy, but I have a bet with...

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