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When a camel flies, no one laughs if it doesn't get very far!
When a camel flies, no one laughs if it doesn't get very far!
When a cow laughs, does milk come out of its nose?
When a cow laughs, does milk come out of its nose?
When a fellow says, "It ain't the money but the principle...
When a fellow says, "It ain't the money but the principle of the thing," it's the money. -- Kim Hubbard
When a girl can read the handwriting on the wall, she may be...
When a girl can read the handwriting on the wall, she may be in the wrong rest room.
When a girl marries she exchanges the attentions of many...
When a girl marries she exchanges the attentions of many men for the inattentions of one. -- Helen Rowland
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