Daily Fortunes

Dec 24, 2014

The trouble with being punctual is that people think you have...
The trouble with being punctual is that people think you have nothing more important to do.

The trouble with computers is that they do what you tell them,...
The trouble with computers is that they do what you tell them, not what you want. -- D. Cohen

The trouble with doing something right the first time is that...
The trouble with doing something right the first time is that nobody appreciates how difficult it was.

The trouble with eating Italian food is that five or six days...
The trouble with eating Italian food is that five or six days later you're hungry again. -- George Miller

The trouble with heart disease is that the first symptom...
The trouble with heart disease is that the first symptom is often hard to deal with: death. -- Michael Phelps

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