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We have met the enemy, and he is us. -- Walt...
We have met the enemy, and he is us. -- Walt Kelly
We is confronted with insurmountable opportunities...
We is confronted with insurmountable opportunities. -- Walt Kelly, "Pogo"
What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that...
What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet. -- Woody Allen, "Without Feathers"
What if nothing exists and we're all in somebody's dream?...
What if nothing exists and we're all in somebody's dream? Or what's worse, what if only that fat guy in the third row exists? -- Woody Allen, "Without Feathers"
What is comedy? Comedy is the art of making people laugh...
What is comedy? Comedy is the art of making people laugh without making them puke. -- Steve Martin
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