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Jul 16, 2014

Science may someday discover what faith has always known.
Science may someday discover what faith has always known.

Scientists are people who build the Brooklyn Bridge and then...
Scientists are people who build the Brooklyn Bridge and then buy it. -- William Buckley

Sentient plasmoids are a gas.
Sentient plasmoids are a gas.

Simplicity does not precede complexity, but follows it.
Simplicity does not precede complexity, but follows it.

So as your consumer electronics adviser, I am advising you...
So as your consumer electronics adviser, I am advising you to donate your current VCR to a grate resident, who will laugh sardonically and hurl it into a dumpster. Then I want you to go out and purchase a vast array of 8-millimeter video equipment. ... OK!...

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