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Apr 22, 2014

Q: Do you know what the death rate around here is? A: ...
Q: Do you know what the death rate around here is? A: One per person.

Q: Heard about the <ethnic> who couldn't spell? A: ...
Q: Heard about the <ethnic> who couldn't spell? A: He spent the night in a warehouse.

Q: How can you tell when a Burroughs salesman is lying? A:...
Q: How can you tell when a Burroughs salesman is lying? A: When his lips move.

Q: How did you get into artificial intelligence? A: ...
Q: How did you get into artificial intelligence? A: Seemed logical -- I didn't have any real intelligence.

Q: How do you catch a unique rabbit? A: Unique up...
Q: How do you catch a unique rabbit? A: Unique up on it! Q: How do you catch a tame rabbit? A: The tame way!
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