Daily Fortunes

May 18, 2015

Not drinking, chasing women, or doing drugs won't make you live...
Not drinking, chasing women, or doing drugs won't make you live longer -- it just seems that way.

NOTICE: Anyone seen smoking will be assumed to be...
NOTICE: Anyone seen smoking will be assumed to be on fire and will be summarily put out.

Now is the time for drinking; now the time to beat the earth...
Now is the time for drinking; now the time to beat the earth with unfettered foot. -- Quintus Horatius Flaccus (Horace)

Of course power tools and alcohol don't mix. Everyone knows...
Of course power tools and alcohol don't mix. Everyone knows power tools aren't soluble in alcohol... -- Crazy Nigel

Old Grandad is dead but his spirits live on.
Old Grandad is dead but his spirits live on.

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