Daily Fortunes

Oct 18, 2015

Any father who thinks he's all important should remind himself...
Any father who thinks he's all important should remind himself that this country honors fathers only one day a year while pickles get a whole week.

Any fool can paint a picture, but it takes a wise person to...
Any fool can paint a picture, but it takes a wise person to be able to sell it.

Any great truth can -- and eventually will -- be expressed as...
Any great truth can -- and eventually will -- be expressed as a cliche -- a cliche is a sure and certain way to dilute an idea. For instance, my grandmother used to say, "The black cat is always the last one off the fence." I have no idea what she meant, but...

Any philosophy that can be put in a nutshell belongs there...
Any philosophy that can be put in a nutshell belongs there. -- Sydney J. Harris

Any small object that is accidentally dropped will hide under...
Any small object that is accidentally dropped will hide under a larger object.

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