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Freebsd Fortunes 4:  2071 of 2327

Lady, lady, should you meet
One whose ways are all discreet,
One who murmurs that his wife
Is the lodestar of his life,
One who keeps assuring you
That he never was untrue,
Never loved another one...
Lady, lady, better run!
                -- Dorothy Parker, "Social Note"
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  2072 of 2327

Lady Luck brings added income today.
Lady friend takes it away tonight.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  2073 of 2327

Lady Nancy Astor:
        "Winston, if you were my husband, I'd put poison in your coffee."
Winston Churchill:
        "Nancy, if you were my wife, I'd drink it."

Lady Astor was giving a costume ball and Winston Churchill asked her what
disguise she would recommend for him.  She replied, "Why don't you come
sober, Mr. Prime Minister?"

        During a visit to America, Winston Churchill was invited to a buffet
luncheon at which cold fried chicken was served.  Returning for a second
helping, he asked politely, "May I have some breast?"
        "Mr. Churchill," replied the hostess, "in this country we ask for
white meat or dark meat."  Churchill apologized profusely.
        The following morning, the lady received a magnificent orchid from
her guest of honor.  The accompanying card read: "I would be most obliged if
you would pin this on your white meat."
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  2074 of 2327

Ladybug, ladybug,
Look to your stern!
Your house is on fire,
Your children will burn!
So jump ye and sing, for
The very first time
The four lines above
Have been put into rhyme.
                -- Walt Kelly
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  2075 of 2327

Laetrile is the pits.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  2076 of 2327

Laissez Faire Economics is the theory that if
each acts like a vulture, all will end as doves.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  2077 of 2327

Lake Erie died for your sins.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  2078 of 2327

((lambda (foo) (bar foo)) (baz))
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  2079 of 2327

Lamonte Cranston once hired a new Chinese manservant.  While describing his
duties to the new man, Lamonte pointed to a bowl of candy on the coffee
table and warned him that he was not to take any.  Some days later, the new
manservant was cleaning up, with no one at home, and decided to sample some
of the candy.  Just than, Cranston walked in, spied the manservant at the
candy, and said:
        "Pardon me Choy, is that the Shadow's nugate you chew?"
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  2080 of 2327

Language is a virus from another planet.
                -- William Burroughs
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