Daily FortunesMay 22, 2015
The Kennedy Constant:
Don't get mad -- get even.
The Kennedy Constant:
Don't get mad -- get even.
The Killer Ducks are coming!!!
The Killer Ducks are coming!!!
The ladies men admire, I've heard,
Would shudder at a wicked...
The ladies men admire, I've heard,
Would shudder at a wicked word.
Their candle gives a single light;
They'd rather stay at home at night.
They do not keep awake till three,
Nor read erotic poetry.
They never sanction the impure,
Nor recognize an overture.
They shrink from...
"The last time somebody said, `I find I can write much...
"The last time somebody said, `I find I can write much better with a
word processor.', I replied, `They used to say the same thing about
drugs.'
-- Roy Blount, Jr.
The Law, in its majestic equality, forbids the rich, as well...
The Law, in its majestic equality, forbids the rich, as well as the
poor, to sleep under the bridges, to beg in the streets, and to steal
bread.
-- Anatole France
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Daily Fortunes for May 22, 2015
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