Daily Fortunes

May 13, 2015

Wedding, n: A ceremony at which two persons undertake...
Wedding, n: A ceremony at which two persons undertake to become one, one undertakes to become nothing and nothing undertakes to become supportable. -- Ambrose Bierce

Weed's Axiom: Never ask two questions in a business...
Weed's Axiom: Never ask two questions in a business letter. The reply will discuss the one in which you are least interested and say nothing about the other.

Weiler's Law: Nothing is impossible for the man...
Weiler's Law: Nothing is impossible for the man who doesn't have to do it himself.

Weinberg's First Law: Progress is only made...
Weinberg's First Law: Progress is only made on alternate Fridays.

Weinberg's Principle: An expert is a person who avoids...
Weinberg's Principle: An expert is a person who avoids the small errors while sweeping on to the grand fallacy.

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