Daily Fortunes

May 23, 2015

It's a recession when your neighbour loses his job; it's...
It's a recession when your neighbour loses his job; it's a depression when you lose yours. -- Harry S. Truman

"It's a summons." "What's...
"It's a summons." "What's a summons?" "It means summon's in trouble." -- Rocky and Bullwinkle

It's getting uncommonly easy to kill people in large numbers,...
It's getting uncommonly easy to kill people in large numbers, and the first thing a principle does -- if it really is a principle -- is to kill somebody. -- Dorothy L. Sayers, "Gaudy Night"

It's important that people know what you stand for. It's more...
It's important that people know what you stand for. It's more important that they know what you won't stand for.

It's no surprise that things are so screwed up: everyone that...
It's no surprise that things are so screwed up: everyone that knows how to run a government is either driving taxicabs or cutting hair. -- George Burns

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