Daily Fortunes

May 8, 2015

The sad thing about Windows bashing is that it's all true.
The sad thing about Windows bashing is that it's all true.

Linux vs. Windows is a no-WIN situation.
Linux vs. Windows is a no-WIN situation.

In 1968 it took the computing power of 2 C-64's to fly a rocket...
In 1968 it took the computing power of 2 C-64's to fly a rocket to the moon. Now, in 1998 it takes the Power of a Pentium 200 to run Microsoft Windows 98. Something must have gone wrong.

Microsoft broke Volkswagen's world record: Volkswagen only made...
Microsoft broke Volkswagen's world record: Volkswagen only made 22 million bugs!

Robert Tappen Morris, Jr., got six months in jail for crashing...
Robert Tappen Morris, Jr., got six months in jail for crashing 10% of the computers that Bill Gates made $100 million crashing last weekend.

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