Daily Fortunes

May 6, 2015

Q: What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A:...
Q: What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A: A stick.

Q: What do you call a half-dozen Indians with Asian...
Q: What do you call a half-dozen Indians with Asian flu? A: Six sick Sikhs (sic).

Q: What do you call a principal female opera singer whose...
Q: What do you call a principal female opera singer whose high C is lower than those of other principal female opera singers? A: A deep C diva.

Q: What do you call a WASP who doesn't work for...
Q: What do you call a WASP who doesn't work for his father, isn't a lawyer, and believes in social causes? A: A failure.

Q: What do you call the money you pay to the government...
Q: What do you call the money you pay to the government when you ride into the country on the back of an elephant? A: A howdah duty.

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