Freebsd Fortunes 6

The alarm clock that is louder than God's own
belongs to the roommate with the earliest class.

The algorithm for finding the longest path in a graph is NP-complete.
For you systems people, that means it's *real slow*.
                -- Bart Miller

The all-softening overpowering knell,
The tocsin of the soul, -- the dinner bell.
                -- Lord Byron

The Almighty in His infinite wisdom did not see
fit to create Frenchmen in the image of Englishmen.
                -- Winston Churchill, 1942

The American Dental Association announced today that most plaque tends
to form on teeth around 4:00 PM in the afternoon.

Film at 11:00.

The American nation in the sixth ward is a fine people; they love the
eagle -- on the back of a dollar.
                -- Finlay Peter Dunne

The American system of ours, call it Americanism, call it Capitalism,
call it what you like, gives each and every one of us a great
opportunity if we only seize it with both hands and make the most of it.
                -- Al Capone

The amount of time between slipping on the peel and landing on the
pavement is precisely 1 bananosecond.

The amount of weight an evangelist carries with the almighty is measured
in billigrahams.

The Analytical Engine weaves Algebraical patterns
just as the Jacquard loom weaves flowers and leaves.
                -- Ada Augusta, Countess of Lovelace, the first programmer