Freebsd Fortunes 6

The algorithm for finding the longest path in a graph is NP-complete.
For you systems people, that means it's *real slow*.
                -- Bart Miller

The all-softening overpowering knell,
The tocsin of the soul, -- the dinner bell.
                -- Lord Byron

The Almighty in His infinite wisdom did not see
fit to create Frenchmen in the image of Englishmen.
                -- Winston Churchill, 1942

The American Dental Association announced today that most plaque tends
to form on teeth around 4:00 PM in the afternoon.

Film at 11:00.

The American nation in the sixth ward is a fine people; they love the
eagle -- on the back of a dollar.
                -- Finlay Peter Dunne

The American system of ours, call it Americanism, call it Capitalism,
call it what you like, gives each and every one of us a great
opportunity if we only seize it with both hands and make the most of it.
                -- Al Capone

The amount of time between slipping on the peel and landing on the
pavement is precisely 1 bananosecond.

The amount of weight an evangelist carries with the almighty is measured
in billigrahams.

The Analytical Engine weaves Algebraical patterns
just as the Jacquard loom weaves flowers and leaves.
                -- Ada Augusta, Countess of Lovelace, the first programmer

The Anarchists' [national] anthem is an international anthem that consists
of 365 raspberries blown in very quick succession to the tune of "Camptown
Races".  Nobody has to stand up for it, nobody has to listen to it, and,
even better, nobody has to play it.
                -- Mike Harding, "The Armchair Anarchist's Almanac"