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Blore's Razor:
Given a choice between two theories, take the one which is funnier.
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Blutarsky's Axiom:
Nothing is impossible for the man who will not listen to reason.
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Boling's postulate:
If you're feeling good, don't worry. You'll get over it.
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Bolub's Fourth Law of Computerdom:
Project teams detest weekly progress reporting because it so
vividly manifests their lack of progress.
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Bombeck's Rule of Medicine:
Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.
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Boob's Law:
You always find something in the last place you look.
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Booker's Law:
An ounce of application is worth a ton of abstraction.
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Bore, n.:
A guy who wraps up a two-minute idea in a two-hour vocabulary.
-- Walter Winchell
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Bore, n.:
A person who talks when you wish him to listen.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"
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Boren's Laws:
(1) When in charge, ponder.
(2) When in trouble, delegate.
(3) When in doubt, mumble.
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