Freebsd Fortunes 4

If you give a man enough rope, he'll claim he's tied up at the office.

If you give Congress a chance to vote on
both sides of an issue, it will always do it.
                -- Les Aspin, D, Wisconsin

If you go on with this nuclear arms race,
all you are going to do is make the rubble bounce.
                -- Winston Churchill

If you go out of your mind, do it quietly,
so as not to disturb those around you.

If you go parachuting, and your parachute doesn't open, and your friends are
all watching you fall, I think a funny gag would be to pretend you were
swimming.
                -- Jack Handey

If you had better tools, you could more
effectively demonstrate your total incompetence.

If you had just one moment to live
And they granted you one special wish
Would you ask for something
Like another chance.
                -- Traffic, "The Low Spark of Hi Heeled Boys"

If you hands are clean and your cause is just
and your demands are reasonable, at least it's a start.

If you have a procedure with 10 parameters, you probably missed some.

If you have never been hated by your child, you have never been a parent.
                -- Bette Davis