Freebsd Fortunes

A.A.A.A.A.:
        An organization for drunks who drive

AAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaccccccccckkkkkk!!!!!!!!!
You brute!  Knock before entering a ladies room!

Abandon the search for Truth; settle for a good fantasy.

"About the time we think we can make ends meet, somebody moves the
ends."
                -- Herbert Hoover

Absence makes the heart go wander.

Absent, adj.:
        Exposed to the attacks of friends and acquaintances; defamed;
slandered.

Absentee, n.:
        A person with an income who has had the forethought to remove
himself from the sphere of exaction.
                -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"

Abstainer, n.:
        A weak person who yields to the temptation of denying himself a
pleasure.
                -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"

Absurdity, n.:
        A statement or belief manifestly inconsistent with one's own
opinion.
                -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"

Academic politics is the most vicious and bitter form of politics,
because the stakes are so low.
                -- Wallace Sayre