Daily Fortunes

May 4, 2016

Q: How many Zen masters does it take to screw in a light...
Q: How many Zen masters does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: None. The Universe spins the bulb, and the Zen master stays out of the way.

Q: What's a light-year? A: One-third less calories than...
Q: What's a light-year? A: One-third less calories than a regular year.

Q: Why did the tachyon cross the road? A: Because it was...
Q: Why did the tachyon cross the road? A: Because it was on the other side.

Q: Why do ducks have flat feet? A: To stamp out forest...
Q: Why do ducks have flat feet? A: To stamp out forest fires. Q: Why do elephants have flat feet? A: To stamp out flaming ducks.

Q: Why do mountain climbers rope themselves together? A:...
Q: Why do mountain climbers rope themselves together? A: To prevent the sensible ones from going home.

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