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May 8, 2016

Hit them biscuits with another touch of gravy, Burn that...
Hit them biscuits with another touch of gravy, Burn that sausage just a match or two more done. Pour my black old coffee longer, While that smell is gettin' stronger A semi-meal ain't nuthin' much to want. Loan me ten, I got a feelin' it'll save me, With an ornery soul...

Ho! Ho! Ho! to the bottle I go To heal my heart and drown...
Ho! Ho! Ho! to the bottle I go To heal my heart and drown my woe. Rain may fall and wind may blow, And many miles be still to go, But under a tall tree I will lie, And let the clouds go sailing by. -- J. R. R. Tolkien

Ho! Tom Bombadil, Tom Bombadillo! By water, wood and hill,...
Ho! Tom Bombadil, Tom Bombadillo! By water, wood and hill, by reed and willow, By fire, sun and moon, harken now and hear us! Come, Tom Bombadil, for our need is near us! -- J. R. R. Tolkien

Hop along my little friends, up the Withywindle! Tom's going...
Hop along my little friends, up the Withywindle! Tom's going on ahead candles for to kindle. Down west sinks the Sun; soon you will be groping. When the night-shadows fall, then the door will open, Out of the winfow-panes light will twinkle yellow. Fear no alder black! ...

How can you have any pudding if you don't eat your meat? ...
How can you have any pudding if you don't eat your meat? -- Pink Floyd

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