Daily Fortunes

May 26, 2016

My friend has a baby. I'm writing down all the noises he makes...
My friend has a baby. I'm writing down all the noises he makes so later I can ask him what he meant. -- Steven Wright

My friends, I am here to tell you of the wonderous...
My friends, I am here to tell you of the wonderous continent known as Africa. Well we left New York drunk and early on the morning of February 31. We were 15 days on the water, and 3 on the boat when we finally arrived in Africa. Upon our arrival we immediately...

Nietzsche says that we will live the same life, over and over...
Nietzsche says that we will live the same life, over and over again. God -- I'll have to sit through the Ice Capades again. -- Woody Allen, "Hannah and Her Sisters"

Nirvana? That's the place where the powers that be and their...
Nirvana? That's the place where the powers that be and their friends hang out. -- Zonker Harris

NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!
NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!

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