Daily FortunesMay 13, 2016
"I'd love to go out with you, but I did my own thing... "I'd love to go out with you, but I did my own thing and now I've got
to undo it."
"I'd love to go out with you, but I have to floss... "I'd love to go out with you, but I have to floss my cat."
"I'd love to go out with you, but I have to stay home... "I'd love to go out with you, but I have to stay home and see if I snore."
"I'd love to go out with you, but I never go out on days... "I'd love to go out with you, but I never go out on days that end in `Y.'"
"I'd love to go out with you, but I want to spend more... "I'd love to go out with you, but I want to spend more time with my blender."
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Daily Fortunes for May 13, 2016
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