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May 13, 2016

"I'd love to go out with you, but I did my own thing...
"I'd love to go out with you, but I did my own thing and now I've got to undo it."

"I'd love to go out with you, but I have to floss...
"I'd love to go out with you, but I have to floss my cat."

"I'd love to go out with you, but I have to stay home...
"I'd love to go out with you, but I have to stay home and see if I snore."

"I'd love to go out with you, but I never go out on days...
"I'd love to go out with you, but I never go out on days that end in `Y.'"

"I'd love to go out with you, but I want to spend more...
"I'd love to go out with you, but I want to spend more time with my blender."

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