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May 2, 2016

Every journalist has a novel in him, which is an excellent...
Every journalist has a novel in him, which is an excellent place for it.

Everything you read in newspapers is absolutely true, except...
Everything you read in newspapers is absolutely true, except for that rare story of which you happen to have first-hand knowledge. -- Erwin Knoll

FLASH! Intelligence of mankind decreasing. Details at ... uh,...
FLASH! Intelligence of mankind decreasing. Details at ... uh, when the little hand is on the ....

... Had this been an actual emergency, we would have fled...
... Had this been an actual emergency, we would have fled in terror, and you would not have been informed.

I only know what I read in the papers. -- Will...
I only know what I read in the papers. -- Will Rogers
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