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May 23, 2016

Oh Lord, won't you buy me a 4BSD? My friends all got sources,...
Oh Lord, won't you buy me a 4BSD? My friends all got sources, so why can't I see? Come all you moby hackers, come sing it out with me: To hell with the lawyers from AT&T!

Oh, love is real enough, you will find it some day, but it...
Oh, love is real enough, you will find it some day, but it has one arch-enemy -- and that is life. -- Jean Anouilh, "Ardele"

Oh, my friend, it is not what they take away from you that...
Oh, my friend, it is not what they take away from you that counts -- it's what you do with what you have left. -- Hubert H. Humphrey

Oh, so there you are!
Oh, so there you are!

Oh, the Slithery Dee, he crawled out of the sea. He may catch...
Oh, the Slithery Dee, he crawled out of the sea. He may catch all the others, but he won't catch me. No, he won't catch me, stupid ol' Slithery Dee. He may catch all the others, but AAAARRRRGGGGHHHH!!!! -- The Smothers Brothers

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