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Oct 16, 2016

Of course a platonic relationship is possible -- but only...
Of course a platonic relationship is possible -- but only between husband and wife.

Of course it's possible to love a human being if you don't know...
Of course it's possible to love a human being if you don't know them too well. -- Charles Bukowski

Of course power tools and alcohol don't mix. Everyone knows...
Of course power tools and alcohol don't mix. Everyone knows power tools aren't soluble in alcohol... -- Crazy Nigel

Of course there's no reason for it, it's just our policy.
Of course there's no reason for it, it's just our policy.

Of course you can't flap your arms and fly to the moon. After...
Of course you can't flap your arms and fly to the moon. After awhile you'd run out of air to push against.
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