Daily Fortunes

Apr 16, 2016

I never cheated an honest man, only rascals. They...
I never cheated an honest man, only rascals. They wanted something for nothing. I gave them nothing for something. -- Joseph "Yellow Kid" Weil

I never deny, I never contradict. I sometimes forget...
I never deny, I never contradict. I sometimes forget. -- Benjamin Disraeli, British PM, on dealing with the Royal Family

I never did it that way before.
I never did it that way before.

I never expected to see the day when girls would get sunburned...
I never expected to see the day when girls would get sunburned in the places they do today. -- Will Rogers

I never failed to convince an audience that the best thing...
I never failed to convince an audience that the best thing they could do was to go away.

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