Daily Fortunes

Oct 31, 2017

FLASH! Intelligence of mankind decreasing. Details at ... uh,...
FLASH! Intelligence of mankind decreasing. Details at ... uh, when the little hand is on the ....

... Had this been an actual emergency, we would have fled...
... Had this been an actual emergency, we would have fled in terror, and you would not have been informed.

I only know what I read in the papers. -- Will...
I only know what I read in the papers. -- Will Rogers

I read the newspaper avidly. It is my one form of continuous...
I read the newspaper avidly. It is my one form of continuous fiction. -- Aneurin Bevan

I really look with commiseration over the great body of...
I really look with commiseration over the great body of my fellow citizens who, reading newspapers, live and die in the belief that they have known something of what has been passing in their time. -- H. Truman

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