Daily Fortunes

May 31, 2017

Fine's Corollary: Functionality breeds Contempt.
Fine's Corollary: Functionality breeds Contempt.

Finster's Law: A closed mouth gathers no feet.
Finster's Law: A closed mouth gathers no feet.

First Law of Bicycling: No matter which way you ride,...
First Law of Bicycling: No matter which way you ride, it's uphill and against the wind.

First law of debate: Never argue with a fool. People...
First law of debate: Never argue with a fool. People might not know the difference.

First Law of Procrastination: Procrastination shortens...
First Law of Procrastination: Procrastination shortens the job and places the responsibility for its termination on someone else (i.e., the authority who imposed the deadline). Fifth Law of Procrastination: Procrastination avoids boredom;...

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