Freebsd Fortunes 4

If there is a wrong way to do something, then someone will do it.
                -- Edward A. Murphy Jr.

If there is any realistic deterrent to marriage, it's the fact that you
can't afford divorce.
                -- Jack Nicholson

If there is no God, who pops up the next Kleenex?
                -- Art Hoppe

If there is no wind, row.
                -- Polish proverb

If there really was a Jewish conspiracy to run the world, my rabbi would
have let me in on it by now.  I contribute enough to the shule.
                -- Saul Goodman

If there was in justice in the world, "trust" would be a four-letter word.

If there were a school for, say, sheet metal workers, that after three
years left its graduates as unprepared for their careers as does law
school, it would be closed down in a minute, and no doubt by lawyers.
                -- Michael Levin, "The Socratic Method

If they sent one man to the moon, why can't they send them all?

If they think you're crude, go technical; if they think you're technical,
go crude.  I'm a very technical boy.  So I get as crude as possible.  These
days, though, you have to be pretty technical before you can even aspire
to crudeness...
                -- Johnny Mnemonic

If they were so inclined, they could impeach
him because they don't like his necktie.
                -- Attorney General William Saxbe