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If there is a wrong way to do something, then someone will do it.
-- Edward A. Murphy Jr.
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If there is any realistic deterrent to marriage, it's the fact that you
can't afford divorce.
-- Jack Nicholson
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If there is no God, who pops up the next Kleenex?
-- Art Hoppe
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If there is no wind, row.
-- Polish proverb
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If there really was a Jewish conspiracy to run the world, my rabbi would
have let me in on it by now. I contribute enough to the shule.
-- Saul Goodman
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If there was in justice in the world, "trust" would be a four-letter word.
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If there were a school for, say, sheet metal workers, that after three
years left its graduates as unprepared for their careers as does law
school, it would be closed down in a minute, and no doubt by lawyers.
-- Michael Levin, "The Socratic Method
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If they sent one man to the moon, why can't they send them all?
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If they think you're crude, go technical; if they think you're technical,
go crude. I'm a very technical boy. So I get as crude as possible. These
days, though, you have to be pretty technical before you can even aspire
-- Johnny Mnemonic
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If they were so inclined, they could impeach
him because they don't like his necktie.
-- Attorney General William Saxbe