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If there are epigrams, there must be meta-epigrams.
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If there is a possibility of several things going wrong,
the one that will cause the most damage will be the one to go wrong.
If you perceive that there are four possible ways in which a procedure
can go wrong, and circumvent these, then a fifth way will promptly develop.
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If there is a sin against life, it consists perhaps not so much in despairing
of life as in hoping for another life and in eluding the implacable grandeur
of this life.
-- Albert Camus
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If there is a wrong way to do something, then someone will do it.
-- Edward A. Murphy Jr.
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If there is any realistic deterrent to marriage, it's the fact that you
can't afford divorce.
-- Jack Nicholson
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If there is no God, who pops up the next Kleenex?
-- Art Hoppe
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If there is no wind, row.
-- Polish proverb
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If there really was a Jewish conspiracy to run the world, my rabbi would
have let me in on it by now. I contribute enough to the shule.
-- Saul Goodman
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If there was in justice in the world, "trust" would be a four-letter word.
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If there were a school for, say, sheet metal workers, that after three
years left its graduates as unprepared for their careers as does law
school, it would be closed down in a minute, and no doubt by lawyers.
-- Michael Levin, "The Socratic Method