Freebsd Murphys Law
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Freebsd Murphys Law

Fortune: 744 - 753 of 833 from Freebsd Murphys Law

Freebsd Murphys Law:  744 of 833

Absolutely nothing in the world is friendlier than
a wet dog.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  745 of 833

The severity of an itch is inversely proportional
to the reach.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  746 of 833

A hug is the perfect gift - one size fits all, and
nobody minds if you exchange it.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  747 of 833

The only game that can't be fixed is peek-a-boo.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  748 of 833

Ignorance should be painful.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  749 of 833

The first insurance agent was David -
he gave Goliath a piece of the rock.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  750 of 833

King Arthur ran the first knight club.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  751 of 833

Magellan was the first strait man.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  752 of 833

If you smile when everything goes wrong, you are
either a nitwit or a repariman.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  753 of 833

If it weren't for the opinion polls we'd never know
what people are undecided about.
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