| Freebsd Murphys Law: 745 of 833 |
The severity of an itch is inversely proportional
to the reach.
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| Freebsd Murphys Law: 746 of 833 |
A hug is the perfect gift - one size fits all, and
nobody minds if you exchange it.
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| Freebsd Murphys Law: 747 of 833 |
The only game that can't be fixed is peek-a-boo.
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| Freebsd Murphys Law: 748 of 833 |
Ignorance should be painful.
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| Freebsd Murphys Law: 749 of 833 |
The first insurance agent was David -
he gave Goliath a piece of the rock.
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| Freebsd Murphys Law: 750 of 833 |
King Arthur ran the first knight club.
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| Freebsd Murphys Law: 751 of 833 |
Magellan was the first strait man.
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| Freebsd Murphys Law: 752 of 833 |
If you smile when everything goes wrong, you are
either a nitwit or a repariman.
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| Freebsd Murphys Law: 753 of 833 |
If it weren't for the opinion polls we'd never know
what people are undecided about.
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| Freebsd Murphys Law: 754 of 833 |
No news is ... impossible.
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