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Nov 28, 2018

Providence, New Jersey, is one of the few cities where Velveeta...
Providence, New Jersey, is one of the few cities where Velveeta cheese appears on the gourmet shelf.

San Francisco isn't what it used to be, and it never was...
San Francisco isn't what it used to be, and it never was. -- Herb Caen

Seattle is so wet that people protect their property with...
Seattle is so wet that people protect their property with watch-ducks.

Seems that a pollster was taking a worldwide opinion poll...
Seems that a pollster was taking a worldwide opinion poll. Her question was, "Excuse me; what's your opinion on the meat shortage?" In Texas, the answer was "What's a shortage?" In Poland, the answer was "What's meat?" In the Soviet Union,...

Some 1500 miles west of the Big Apple we find...
Some 1500 miles west of the Big Apple we find the Minneapple, a haven of tranquility in troubled times. It's a good town, a civilized town. A town where they still know how to get your shirts back by Thursday. Let the Big Apple have the feats of "Broadway...

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