Daily Fortunes

Nov 23, 2018

YOUR FOAMY FUTURE by Miss Fortune AQUARIUS (Jan. 20 -...
YOUR FOAMY FUTURE by Miss Fortune AQUARIUS (Jan. 20 - Feb. 18) You have nothing better to think about than what to wear and what type of champagne to take to the neighbors Halloween Party. Just take beer! Don't try to copy the "Joneses", pull...

YOUR FOAMY FUTURE by Miss Fortune ARIES (March 21 -...
YOUR FOAMY FUTURE by Miss Fortune ARIES (March 21 - April 19) Matters are not good, where you health is concerned. This Fall, be sure to "walk groundly, talk profoundly, drink roundly, and sleep soundly" and you will live all the days of your...

YOUR FOAMY FUTURE by Miss Fortune CANCER (Jun 22 -...
YOUR FOAMY FUTURE by Miss Fortune CANCER (Jun 22 - July 22) You've been awarded a clean bill of health this month and you feel you owe it all to the excessive amount of Vitamin B, Iron, and Malt you get in your beer. Being healthy is admirable but don't...

Your friends will know you better in the first minute you meet...
Your friends will know you better in the first minute you meet than your acquaintances will know you in a thousand years. -- Richard Bach, "Illusions"

Your goose is cooked. (Your current chick is burned up too!)
Your goose is cooked. (Your current chick is burned up too!)

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