Daily Fortunes

Nov 15, 2018

"My country, right or wrong" is a thing that...
"My country, right or wrong" is a thing that no patriot would think of saying, except in a desperate case. It is like saying "My mother, drunk or sober." -- G.K. Chesterton, "The Defendant"

"My country right or wrong" is like saying, "My...
"My country right or wrong" is like saying, "My mother drunk or sober." -- G.K. Chesterton

My cup hath runneth'd over with love.
My cup hath runneth'd over with love.

My darling wife was always glum. I drowned her in a cask...
My darling wife was always glum. I drowned her in a cask of rum, And so made sure that she would stay In better spirits night and day.

My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners...
My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four. Unless there are three other people. -- Orson Welles

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