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Nov 30, 2018

Biggest security gap -- an open mouth.
Biggest security gap -- an open mouth.

Bilbo's First Law: You cannot count friends that...
Bilbo's First Law: You cannot count friends that are all packed up in barrels.

Bill Dickey is learning me his experience. --...
Bill Dickey is learning me his experience. -- Yogi Berra in his rookie season.

Billy: Mom, you know that vase you said was handed down from ...
Billy: Mom, you know that vase you said was handed down from generation to generation? Mom: Yes? Billy: Well, this generation dropped it.

Bingo, gas station, hamburger with a side order of airplane...
Bingo, gas station, hamburger with a side order of airplane noise, and you'll be Gary, Indiana. -- Jessie, "Greaser's Palace"

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