Daily FortunesNov 24, 2018
A bunch of Polish scientists decided to flee their repressive...
A bunch of Polish scientists decided to flee their repressive government by
hijacking an airliner and forcing the pilot to fly them to the West. They
drove to the airport, forced their way on board a large passenger jet, and
found there was no pilot on board. Terrified,...
A bunch of the boys were whooping it in the Malemute...
A bunch of the boys were whooping it in the Malemute saloon;
The kid that handles the music box was hitting a jag-time tune;
Back of the bar, in a solo game, sat Dangerous Dan McGrew,
And watching his luck was his light-o'-love, the lady that's known as Lou...
A bureaucrat's idea of cleaning up his files
is to make a copy...
A bureaucrat's idea of cleaning up his files
is to make a copy of everything before he destroys it.
A businessman is a hybrid of a dancer and a calculator...
A businessman is a hybrid of a dancer and a calculator.
-- Paul Valery
"A can of ASPARAGUS, 73 pigeons, some LIVE ammo, and...
"A can of ASPARAGUS, 73 pigeons, some LIVE ammo, and a FROZEN DAIQURI!!"
-- Zippy the Pinhead
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Daily Fortunes for Nov 24, 2018
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