Daily Fortunes

Jan 14, 2018

San Francisco isn't what it used to be, and it never was...
San Francisco isn't what it used to be, and it never was. -- Herb Caen

San Francisco, n.: Marcel Proust editing an issue...
San Francisco, n.: Marcel Proust editing an issue of Penthouse.

Sanity is the trademark of a weak mind. -- Mark...
Sanity is the trademark of a weak mind. -- Mark Harrold

Santa Claus wears a Red Suit, He must be...
Santa Claus wears a Red Suit, He must be a communist. And a beard and long hair, Must be a pacifist. What's in that pipe that he's smoking? -- Arlo Guthrie

Satellite Safety Tip \#14: If you see a bright streak...
Satellite Safety Tip \#14: If you see a bright streak in the sky coming at you, duck.

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