Daily Fortunes

Nov 20, 2018

You know you're in trouble when... 1) Your car horn goes...
You know you're in trouble when... 1) Your car horn goes off accidentally and remains stuck as you follow a group of Hell's Angels on the freeway. 2) You want to put on the clothes you wore home from the party and there aren't...

You know you're in trouble when... (1) Your only son tells...
You know you're in trouble when... (1) Your only son tells you he wishes Anita Bryant would mind her own business. (2) You put your bra on backwards and it fits better. (3) You call Suicide Prevention and they put you on hold. (4) You see...

You know you're in trouble when... (1) You've been at work...
You know you're in trouble when... (1) You've been at work for an hour before you notice that your skirt is caught in your pantyhose. (2) Your blind date turns out to be your ex-wife. (3) Your income tax check bounces. (4) You put both...

You know you've been sitting in front of your Lisp machine...
You know you've been sitting in front of your Lisp machine too long when you go out to the junk food machine and start wondering how to make it give you the CADR of Item H so you can get that yummie chocolate cupcake that's stuck behind the disgusting vanilla one.

You know you've landed gear-up when it takes full power...
You know you've landed gear-up when it takes full power to taxi.

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