Daily FortunesMay 1, 2018
UFO's are for real: the Air Force doesn't exist.
UFO's are for real: the Air Force doesn't exist.
Uh-oh -- I've let the cat out of the bag. Let me,...
Uh-oh -- I've let the cat out of the bag. Let me, then,
straightforwardly state the thesis I shall now elaborate:
Making variations on a theme is really the crux of creativity.
-- Douglas R. Hofstadter, "Metamagical Themas"
Ummm, well, OK. The network's the network, the computer's...
Ummm, well, OK. The network's the network, the computer's the computer.
Sorry for the confusion.
-- Sun Microsystems
Unbearably lovely music is heard as the curtain rises, and...
Unbearably lovely music is heard as the curtain rises, and we see the
woods on a summer afternoon. A fawn dances on and nibbles at some
leaves. He drifts lazily through the soft foliage. Soon he starts
coughing and drops dead.
-- Woody Allen,...
Uncle Cosmo, why do they call this a word processor?
It's...
Uncle Cosmo, why do they call this a word processor?
It's simple, Skyler. You've seen what food processors do to food, right?
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