Daily Fortunes

May 7, 2018

In Minnesota they ask why all football fields in Iowa have...
In Minnesota they ask why all football fields in Iowa have artificial turf. It's so the cheerleaders won't graze during the game.

Indiana is a state dedicated to basketball. Basketball,...
Indiana is a state dedicated to basketball. Basketball, soybeans, hogs and basketball. Berkeley, needless to say, is not nearly as athletic. Berkeley is dedicated to coffee, angst, potholes and coffee. -- Carolyn Jones

Inglish Spocken Hier: some mangled translations Sign...
Inglish Spocken Hier: some mangled translations Sign on a cabin door of a Soviet Black Sea cruise liner: Helpsavering apparata in emergings behold many whistles! Associate the stringing apparata about the bosums and meet ...

Inglish Spocken Hier: some mangled translations Sign...
Inglish Spocken Hier: some mangled translations Sign on a cathedral in Spain: It is forbidden to enter a woman, even a foreigner if dressed as a man. Above the enterance to a Cairo bar: Unaccompanied ladies...

Inglish Spocken Hier: some mangled translations ...
Inglish Spocken Hier: some mangled translations Various signs in Poland: Right turn toward immediate outside. Go soothingly in the snow, as there lurk the ski demons. Five o'clock tea at all hours. In...

Daily Fortunes for May 7, 2018

Jan

Feb

Mar

Apr

May

Jun

Jul

Aug

Sep

Oct

Nov