Daily Fortunes

May 18, 2018

The door is the key.
The door is the key.

The duck hunter trained his retriever to walk on water. Eager...
The duck hunter trained his retriever to walk on water. Eager to show off this amazing accomplishment, he asked a friend to go along on his next hunting trip. Saying nothing, he fired his first shot and, as the duck fell, the dog walked on the surface of the water,...

The duration of passion is proportionate with the original...
The duration of passion is proportionate with the original resistance of the woman. -- Honore DeBalzac

The eagle may soar, but the weasel never gets sucked into a...
The eagle may soar, but the weasel never gets sucked into a jet engine.

The early bird gets the coffee left over from the night before.
The early bird gets the coffee left over from the night before.

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