|Freebsd Fortunes 6: 1994 of 2171|
UFO's are for real: the Air Force doesn't exist.
|Freebsd Fortunes 6: 1995 of 2171|
Uh-oh -- I've let the cat out of the bag. Let me, then,
straightforwardly state the thesis I shall now elaborate:
Making variations on a theme is really the crux of creativity.
-- Douglas R. Hofstadter, "Metamagical Themas"
|Freebsd Fortunes 6: 1996 of 2171|
Ummm, well, OK. The network's the network, the computer's the computer.
Sorry for the confusion.
-- Sun Microsystems
|Freebsd Fortunes 6: 1997 of 2171|
Unbearably lovely music is heard as the curtain rises, and we see the
woods on a summer afternoon. A fawn dances on and nibbles at some
leaves. He drifts lazily through the soft foliage. Soon he starts
coughing and drops dead.
-- Woody Allen, "Without Feathers"
|Freebsd Fortunes 6: 1998 of 2171|
Uncle Cosmo, why do they call this a word processor?
It's simple, Skyler. You've seen what food processors do to food, right?
|Freebsd Fortunes 6: 1999 of 2171|
Uncle Ed's Rule of Thumb:
Never use your thumb for a rule.
You'll either hit it with a hammer or get a splinter in it.
|Freebsd Fortunes 6: 2000 of 2171|
Under any conditions, anywhere, whatever you are doing, there is some
ordinance under which you can be booked.
-- Robert D. Sprecht, Rand Corp.
|Freebsd Fortunes 6: 2001 of 2171|
Under capitalism, man exploits man.
Under communism, it's just the opposite.
-- J.K. Galbraith
|Freebsd Fortunes 6: 2002 of 2171|
Under deadline pressure for the next week.
If you want something, it can wait.
Unless it's blind screaming paroxysmally hedonistic...
|Freebsd Fortunes 6: 2003 of 2171|
Under every stone lurks a politician.