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May 31, 2018

I never loved another person the way I loved myself...
I never loved another person the way I loved myself. -- Mae West

I think a relationship is like a shark. It has to constantly...
I think a relationship is like a shark. It has to constantly move forward or it dies. Well, what we have on our hands here is a dead shark. -- Woody Allen

I used to be Snow White, but I drifted. --...
I used to be Snow White, but I drifted. -- Mae West

I used to think romantic love was a neurosis shared by two,...
I used to think romantic love was a neurosis shared by two, a supreme foolishness. I no longer thought that. There's nothing foolish in loving anyone. Thinking you'll be loved in return is what's foolish. -- Rita Mae Brown

"I'd love to go out with you, but I did my own thing...
"I'd love to go out with you, but I did my own thing and now I've got to undo it."

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