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Freebsd Fortunes 6:  498 of 2171

The door is the key.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  499 of 2171

The duck hunter trained his retriever to walk on water.  Eager to show off
this amazing accomplishment, he asked a friend to go along on his next
hunting trip.  Saying nothing, he fired his first shot and, as the duck fell,
the dog walked on the surface of the water, retrieved the duck and returned
it to his master.
        "Notice anything?" the owner asked eagerly.
        "Yes," said his friend, "I see that fool dog of yours can't swim."
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  500 of 2171

The duration of passion is proportionate with the original resistance
of the woman.
                -- Honore DeBalzac
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  501 of 2171

The eagle may soar, but the weasel never gets sucked into a jet engine.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  502 of 2171

The early bird gets the coffee left over from the night before.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  503 of 2171

The early bird who catches the worm works for someone who comes in late
and owns the worm farm.
                -- Travis McGee
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  504 of 2171

The early worm gets the bird.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  505 of 2171

The early worm gets the late bird.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  506 of 2171

The earth is like a tiny grain of sand, only much, much heavier.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  507 of 2171

"The easy confidence with which I know another man's religion is folly
teaches me to suspect that my own is also."

"I would not interfere with any one's religion, either to strengthen it
or to weaken it.  I am not able to believe one's religion can affect his
hereafter one way or the other, no matter what that religion may be.
But it may easily be a great comfort to him in this life -- hence it is a
valuable posession to him."

"I do not see how eternal punishment hereafter could accomplish any good
end, therefore I am not able to believe in it. To chasten a man in order
to perfect him might be reasonable enough; to annihilate him when he shall
have proved himself incapable of reaching perfection mught be reasonable
enough; but to roast him forever for the mere satisfaction of seeing him
roast would not be reasonable -- even the atrocious God imagined by the Jews
would tire of the spectacle eventually."
                -- Mark Twain
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