Freebsd Fortunes

Hand, n.:
        A singular instrument worn at the end of a human arm and
commonly thrust into somebody's pocket.
                -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"

Hanlon's Razor:
        Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by
stupidity.

Hanson's Treatment of Time:
        There are never enough hours in a day, but always too many days
before Saturday.

Happiness is having a scratch for every itch.
                -- Ogden Nash

Happiness isn't something you experience; it's something you remember.
                -- Oscar Levant

Happiness, n.:
        An agreeable sensation arising from contemplating the misery of
another.
                -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"

Hard work may not kill you, but why take chances?

Hardware, n.:
        The parts of a computer system that can be kicked.

Hark, Hark, the dogs do bark
The Duke is fond of kittens
He likes to take their insides out
And use them for his mittens
        From "The Thirteen Clocks"

Hark, the Herald Tribune sings,
Advertising wondrous things.
                -- Tom Lehrer