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Feb 23, 2019

Calm down, it's *only* ones and zeroes.
Calm down, it's *only* ones and zeroes.

Calm down, it's only ones and zeroes, Calm down, it's only bits...
Calm down, it's only ones and zeroes, Calm down, it's only bits and bytes, Calm down, and speak to me in English, Please realize that I'm not one of your computerites.

Calvin: "I wonder where we go when we die." Hobbes:...
Calvin: "I wonder where we go when we die." Hobbes: "Pittsburgh?" Calvin: "You mean if we're good or if we're bad?"

Calvin Coolidge looks as if he had been weaned on a pickle...
Calvin Coolidge looks as if he had been weaned on a pickle. -- Alice Roosevelt Longworth

Calvin Coolidge was the greatest man who ever came out...
Calvin Coolidge was the greatest man who ever came out of Plymouth Corner, Vermont. -- Clarence Darrow

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